Welcome to Ireland

There's a Taiwanese saying: 夜路走多了總會遇到鬼, which means if you take walk at night a lot, you will see the ghost in the long run.

Irish like to egg pedestrians
愛爾蘭人會隨機蛋洗路人

Every veteran has his own scar, and every international student has his embarrassing day for being egged, of course, by Irish. This is my victorious moment for earning a war scar, and it's also the timing for losing all my good impression on the genial and amiable people here.

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Like my friends, shamed, puzzled, and infuriated after getting the anonymous attack, I come home and wash my jeans, like washing the frist wet dream pants in high school, as if it had been my fault.

I believe these imbecile Irish have inherited the IRA guerilla tradition: fight and run. Since Ireland had made up their mind separating (being independent) from the UK, they also swore to be cut off from the noble knighthood tradition: the respectable spirit of duel, the honorable rituals of winning with cheers or losing with compliment. No, they don't do what English do. They fight and run, and don't want you to know whom they actually are. They are not like Cú Chulainn. Their names will not be remembered, sang, or adopted into lyrics. They throw eggs and escape, never even trying to show off their deeds, true nameless heros. The only difference is their forefather wrote a famous declaration and possessed high dignity, while all these people have is more like cowardice, inconsideration, and rudeness, simply rudeness.

Both the Ten Commandments and the Declaration don't mention: Thou shall not egg. So they seem to be free to do that.

I would not write a letter to Obama's sister. I know I am incapable of doing that. But I accidentally to write something in Chinese. I don't know much about German, Spanish, or French, but I believe my Chinese article is enough for everyone who knows Chinese, at least 1.5 bn population in the world, to think twice before coming to Ireland when they want to invest or study abroad.

For the past few days, I kept asking myself: Why it's not Colorado? Why it's not France? Why it's not UK? And now my question has been changed: Why Ireland?